Monthly Archives: October 2014

Driving With My Boys

Cap, LUM, and I went out to dinner. On the way home, we had to take a different route than we used to get out there because an ambulance needed us to be out of the way. Cap does not have the greatest sense of direction. After we got him to a place we thought he would recognize and know how to continue, he tried to take a wrong turn, convinced it was the street LUM and I live on. He regularly drives on this road, so he should have known where he was going…

LUM: How do you get anywhere?
Cap: God loves me.

We have determined that God picks up Cap’s car and sets him down in the right place. Cap is not aware during these encounters, and God starts time up a little after he gets put down. This was also used to explain why Cap is always late.