Monthly Archives: January 2017

Quotes From My Call Center

Guys…

THE SAME GUY CALLED BACK IN!

“Your return was denied because you had no receipt… You need the receipt to make this return… you need the receipt… you need the receipt… you need the receipt… you need the- Sir, do I have to spell it out for you? Y-O-U, N-E-E-D, T-H-E, R-E-C-E-I-P-T.”

Then, after the call had ended and his co-workers are laughing:

“Dude, I almost fumbled it on ‘receipt.'”

Quotes From My Call Center

“Your return was denied because you did not have a receipt… we are not robbing you, your return was denied because you did not have a receipt… It is your responsibility to hang onto the receipt… So, because you lost the receipt, it’s our fault and we’re robbing you? Wow, that is some great logic there, Sir. I want to thank you for calling in and providing us with such profound intelligence. Have a good day.”