“You need to keep your language professional. Sir- don’t you use that language. Don’t you use that language or I will disconnect this call and you will get nowhere.“
THE SAME GUY CALLED BACK IN!
“Your return was denied because you had no receipt… You need the receipt to make this return… you need the receipt… you need the receipt… you need the receipt… you need the- Sir, do I have to spell it out for you? Y-O-U, N-E-E-D, T-H-E, R-E-C-E-I-P-T.”
Then, after the call had ended and his co-workers are laughing:
“Dude, I almost fumbled it on ‘receipt.'”
“Your return was denied because you did not have a receipt… we are not robbing you, your return was denied because you did not have a receipt… It is your responsibility to hang onto the receipt… So, because you lost the receipt, it’s our fault and we’re robbing you? Wow, that is some great logic there, Sir. I want to thank you for calling in and providing us with such profound intelligence. Have a good day.”
“If your phone rings, I will murder you.”